Note: League scoring was changed prior to the 2013 season.
2014 DFFL Strength of Schedule
Rank | Team | Opponent Win Percentage |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Beach Bums | .5385 |
| 2 | Megatron vs Optimus Peterson | .5325 |
| 3 | Mush | .5207 |
| 4 | Who's Your Haddy? | .5148 |
| 5 | puny team | .5030 |
| 6 | Touchdown Mafia | .4911 |
| 7 | Kitten Mittons | .4852 |
| 8 | Greased Up Deaf Guy | .4793 |
| 9t | Unicorns and Glitter | .4734 |
| 9t | Breaking Bradshaw | .4734 |
| 9t | Drugged Llamas | .4734 |
| 12 | Muscle Hamsters | .4615 |
Position | Name | Team | Points Scored |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matt Ryan | Drugged Llamas | 35.9 |
| RB | Le'Veon Bell | Drugged Llamas | 25.7 |
| RB | Marshawn Lynch | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin | 24.4 |
| WR | Calvin Johnson | Megatron vs Optimus Peterson | 28.4 |
| WR | Allen Hurns | Who's Your Haddy? | 23 |
| WR | A.J. Green | Who's Your Haddy? | 19.6 |
| TE | Julius Thomas | Greased Up Deaf Guy | 27.4 |
| K | Matt Bryant | Who's Your Haddy? | 20 |
| DEF | Minnesota Vikings | Free Agents | 22 |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Unicorns and Glitter!! | -- (Last Week: 1) | 2nd Division Title in 2 years. And this year his team was better. Watch out playoffs. |
| 2 |  The Muscle Hamsters | -- (Last Week: 2) | Bailey should be happy that he gets a bye week. He won the league last year, but no longer will he be seeing Drugged Llamas or Rice n Greens this season. |
| 3 |  Breaking Bradshaw |  1 (Last Week: 4) | Somehow climbed above MvOP in the power rankings. |
| 4 |  Megatron vs Optimus Peterson |  1 (Last Week: 3) | ^^^ I guess a sub-.500 record will do that for you. Backs his way into the playoffs but still has a strong chance to take it all the way. |
| 5 |  Touchdown Mafia | -- (Last Week: 5) | Really doesn't want to be playing against MvOP...but that's too bad. |
| 6 |  Kitten Mittons | -- (Last Week: 6) | Beat out GUDG for the playoff spot. Can her WRs carry her to playoff victory? |
| 7 |  Rice n Greens | 2 (Last Week: 9) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
| 8 |  Greased Up Deaf Guy | -- (Last Week: 8) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
| 9 |  puny team | 2 (Last Week: 7) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
| 10 |  Mush | -- (Last Week: 10) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
| 11 |  Drugged Llamas | -- (Last Week: 11) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
| 12 |  Beach Bum | -- (Last Week: 12) | You know you want those ping pong balls. Consolation bracket time! |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Who's Your Haddy? | -- (End of 2013: 7) | Haddy scores the highest total of the week, thanks to huge special teams play. (35 points from K and DEF). While that isn't going to happen all season, big games from AJ Green and Russell Wilson could be a regular occurence. |
| 2 | Megatron vs Optimus Peterson | -- (End of 2013: 4) | A trouncing of his divisional rival. Good thing he has four quarterbacks, because Romo didn't look ready to lead anyone. |
| 3 | Mush | -- (End of 2013: 10) | Is this the year that Mark Ingram finally breaks out? |
| 4 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne | -- (End of 2013: 5) | RWCT squeaked by with a win of .5 points over puny team...and that was with 3 TDs from Peyton Manning. |
| 5 | Greased Up Deaf Guy | -- (End of 2013: 8) | Not a single running back on GUDG's roster hit double digit points, but a huge day from Julius Thomas lead his squad to the win. |
| 6 | Unicorns and Glitter!! | -- (End of 2013: 1) | Last year's league champion scored the least points of all of our week 1 winners. Don't expect too many more 3.4 point games from Jamaal Charles, however. This week was an anomaly. |
| 7 | Drugged Llamas | -- (End of 2013: 11) | Hard luck loser this week. Third most points and just happened to play the team that scored the most points...and that was with Le'Veon Bell on the bench. |
| 8 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin | -- (End of 2013: 3) | In the end, it didn't matter that they neglected to start newly acquired Keenan Allen. They still would have lost. |
| 9 | puny team | -- (End of 2013: 9) | Should have started Cutler. |
| 10 | Kitten Mittons | -- (End of 2013: 6) | Demaryius Thomas just couldn't get anything going...and KM goes as her WRs go. She will need a better performance from him moving forward. |
| 11 | Beach Bums | -- (End of 2013: 12) | Benard Pierce got benched, Trent Richardson stinks. At least BB looks like they could have the making of a nice WRing corps. |
| 12 | The Muscle Hamsters | -- (End of 2013: 2) | I'm going to have to do some research, but I think this was the first time that The Muscle Hamsters scored the lowest of any team in a single week. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne | UP (Last Week: 4) | This team has been quite impressive...oddly enough. |
| 2 | Unicorns and Glitter!! | UP (Last Week: 6) | |
| 3 | Kitten Mittons | UP (Last Week: 10) | They may have become a monster with the addition of Giovani Bernard. |
| 4 | Mush | DOWN (Last Week: 3) | |
| 5 | Clown Question Bros. | DOWN (Last Week: 2) | Sour result against the Drugged Llamas. |
| 6 | Drugged Llamas | UP (Last Week: 7) | I still think they have playoff aspirations. |
| 7 | Beach Bums | UP (Last Week: 11) | Look at Beach Bum having the second highest total of the week! |
| 8 | Who's Your Haddy? | DOWN (Last Week: 1) | First Week of the season they scored the most points. Second week of the season they scored the second least number of points. |
| 9 | Greased Up Deaf Guy | DOWN (Last Week: 5) | |
| 10 | puny team | DOWN (Last Week: 9) | Second best point per week average and they are 0-2. Things will get better. |
| 11 | The Muscle Hamsters | UP (Last Week: 12) | Yuck. |
| 12 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin | DOWN (Last Week: 8) | Double Yuck. |
Position | Name | Team | Points Scored |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers | puny team | 31.10 |
| RB | Darren Sproles | Kitten Mittons | 23.80 |
| RB | Giovani Bernard | Kitten Mittons | 22.90 |
| WR | Jordy Nelson | Drugged Llamas | 26.90 |
| WR | Brandon Marshall | Kitten Mittons | 22.80 |
| WR | Randall Cobb | Beach Bums | 18.50 |
| TE | Antonio Gates | Clown Question Bros. | 27.6 |
| K | Dan Bailey | Free Agent | 20 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | Beach Bums | 28 |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (2-1) | -- (Last Week: 1) | Despite the loss, their highs have been high enough and their lows not low enough to lose the top spot. |
| 2 | Drugged Llamas (2-1) | UP (Last Week: 6) | Big jump this week. |
| 3 | Mush (2-1) | UP (Last Week: 4) | |
| 4 | Kitten Mittons (2-1) | DOWN (Last Week: 3) | |
| 5 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (2-1) | UP (Last Week: 9) | |
| 6 | Unicorns and Glitter!! (2-1) | DOWN (Last Week: 2) | This loss shows that U&G isn't quite the team they were last year. |
| 7 | Who's Your Haddy? (2-1) | UP (Last Week: 8) | |
| 8 | Clown Question Bros. (1-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 5) | Another heart breaker. Nothing else you can say. |
| 9 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (1-2) | Up (Last Week: 12) | Woo! A win and a high score for the week. Probably the highlight of the season for this team. |
| 10 | Beach Bums (1-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 7) | Their big week was short lived. |
| 11 | puny team (0-3) | DOWN (Last Week: 11) | Despite being 0-3, they haven't sucked enough to be the bottom team. |
| 12 | The Muscle Hamsters (1-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 11) | A name change might be in order. Doug Martin is dragging this team down with him. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Clown Question Bros (3-1) | UP (Last Week: 8) | After a scoring correction, CQB earned a new win and then lit up the scoreboard in week 4 to jump to the top of the power rankings. |
| 2 | Mush (3-1) | UP (Last Week: 3) | The Mush train continues to rumble along. |
| 3 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (3-1) | DOWN (Last Week: 1) | They won...but CQB and Mush won betterer. |
| 4 | Unicorns and Glitter!! (3-1) | UP (Last Week: 6) | They continue to win with smoke and mirrors. Nothing else can really be said. |
| 5 | Druggged Llamas (2-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 2) | |
| 6 | Beach Bums (2-2) | UP (Last Week: 10) | Another team that seems to be outplaying their roster. |
| 7 | Kitten Mittons (2-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 4) | |
| 8 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (2-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 5) | |
| 9 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (2-2) | -- (Last Week: 9) | They won, but it didn't make them any better in the power rankings. |
| 10 | Who's Your Haddy? (1-3) | DOWN (Last Week: 7) | Tumbled this week due to a loss, coupled with the scoring change from the previous week. |
| 11 | puny team (0-4) | -- (Last Week: 11) | Still winless, and still not the worst team in the league! |
| 12 | The Muscle Hamsters (1-3) | -- (Last Week: 12) | Even scoring 95 this week only brought the MH scoring average up to 77.94 per week. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (4-1) | UP (Last Week: 3) | |
| 2 | Unicorns and Glitter (4-1) | UP (Last Week: 4) | |
| 3 | Clown Question Bros (4-1) | DOWN (Last Week: 1) | While they won last week, it wasn't in dominating fashion. Avg PPG dropped below 100 this week. |
| 4 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (3-2) | UP (Last Week: 8) | Look at GUDG with the big jelly beans for the week! |
| 5 | Kitten Mittons (3-2) | UP (Last Week: 7) | |
| 6 | Mush (3-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 2) | Chinks in the armor are starting to show. |
| 7 | Drugged Llamas (2-3) | DOWN (Last Week: 5) | |
| 8 | Beach Bums (2-3) | DOWN (Last Week: 6) | |
| 9 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (2-3) | -- (Last Week: 9) | Been in #9 spot for 3 straight weeks now. |
| 10 | The Muscle Hamsters (2-3) | UP (Last Week: 12) | Averaging less than 80 points a week and still have 2 weeks. Fancy that. |
| 11 | Who's Your Haddy? (1-4) | DOWN (Last Week: 10) | Stop. Tanking Time. |
| 12 | DEFEAT (0-5) | DOWN (Last Week: 11) | Finally, going winless has taken it's toll. The bottom of the power rankings. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unicorns and Glitter!! (5-1) | UP (Last Week: 1) | They set a new league record with their score this week. |
| 2 | Clown Question Bros (5-1) | UP (Last Week: 2) | It's strange that they continue to play so well, even in the absence of Calvin Johnson and AP. |
| 3 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (4-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 1) | |
| 4 | Kitten Mittons (4-2) | UP (Last Week: 5) | |
| 5 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (3-3) | DOWN (Last Week: 4) | |
| 6 | Mush (4-2) | -- (Last Week: 6) | Mush won again. |
| 7 | Beach Bums (3-3_ | UP (Last Week: 8) | With the injury to Moreno, Lamar Miller become a very viable back for the Bums for the rest of the season. |
| 8 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (3-3) | UP (Last Week: 9) | Wow! Finally! They climbed in the rankings by beating a 4-1 team. |
| 9 | Drugged Llamas (2-4) | DOWN (Last Week: 7) | Maybe they aren't who I thought they were. |
| 10 | The Muscle Hamsters (2-4) | -- (Last Week: 10) | Bad. |
| 11 | Who's Your Haddy? (1-5) | -- (Last Week: 11) | Badder. |
| 12 | DEFEAT (0-6) | -- (Last Week: 12) | Baddest. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unicorns and Glitter!! (6-1) | -- (Last Week: 1) | The only 6-1 team holds onto the top spot this week. |
| 2 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (5-2) | UP (Last Week: 3) | |
| 3 | Clown Question Bros (5-2) | DOWN (Last Week: 2) | |
| 4 | Kitten Mittons (5-2) | -- (Last Week: 4) | |
| 5 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (3-4) | -- (Last Week: 5) | If the season ended today, GUDG would be in the playoffs for the first time. |
| 6 | Mush (4-3) | -- (Last Week: 6) | If the season ended today, they would also be a playoff team for the first time. |
| 7 | Drugged Llamas | UP (Last Week: 9) | |
| 8 | Beach Bums (3-4) | DOWN (Last Week: 7) | |
| 9 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (3-4) | DOWN (Last Week: 8) | Short lived. Back down to the 9 spot. |
| 10 | The Muscle Hamsters (3-4) | -- (Last Week: 10) | Drew Brees was finally Drew Brees. |
| 11 | DEFEAT (1-6) | UP (Last Week: 12) | They finally get themselves a win, seven weeks into the season. |
| 12 | Who's Your Haddy? (1-6) | DOWN (Last Week: 11) | Dire straits. |
Rank | Team | Trending | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unicorns and Glitter!! (8-2) | -- (Last Week: 1) | The consistency of this team is unbeatable. |
| 2 | Reggie Wayne Comeback Trayne (8-2) | -- (Last Week: 2) | Even the new weekly high school record wasn't enough to net the top spot. |
| 3 | Kitten Mittons (7-3) | -- (Last Week: 3) | |
| 4 | Greased Up Deaf Guy (6-4) | -- (Last Week: 4) | |
| 5 | Mush (6-4) | -- (Last Week: 5) | |
| 6 | Straight Cash Homies (5-5) | -- (Last Week: 6) | After being as high as third in the week 8 Power Rankings, SCH has tumbled and now is scrambling to stay above .500 to hold the lead in the Akili Smith division. |
| 7 | Beach Bums (5-5) | -- (Last Week: 7) | |
| 8 | Drugged Llamas (4-6) | UP (Last Week: 9) | Drugged Llamas are the only team to have moved up since the previous (unposted) week of Power Rankings. |
| 9 | I Need a Manziel, Not a Boykin (4-6) | DOWN (Last Week: 8) | Only team to go down. |
| 10 | DEFEAT (3-7) | -- (Last Week: 10) | While they were at the bottom for a while, this team has a great shot at playing spoiler within the division over the next three weeks. |
| 11 | The Muscle Hamsters (3-7) | -- (Last Week: 11) | |
| 12 | Who's Your Haddy? (1-9) | -- (Last Week: 12) |
Position | First Name | Last Name | Points | NFL Team | Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drew | Brees | 393.35 | New Orleans Saints | Drafted R1P5Y2012 |
| QB | Ryan | Tannehill | 210.4 | Miami Dolphins | Claimed Preseason 2012, $5 |
| QB | Colin | Kaepernick | 185.15 | San Francisco 49ers | Claimed Week 12, $107 |
| RB | Doug | Martin | 262.6 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Drafted R4P8Y2012 |
| RB | C.J. | Spiller | 212.3 | Buffalo Bills | Drafted R7P5Y2012 |
| RB | Mikel | Leshoure | 149.2 | Detroit Lions | Drafted R9P5Y2012 |
| RB | Vick | Ballard | 111.6 | Indianapolis Colts | Claimed Week 6 |
| RB | Knowshon | Moreno | 91.5 | Denver Broncos | Claimed Week 12 |
| RB | Bryce | Brown | 79 | Philadelphia Eagles | Claimed Week 12, $67 |
| RB | LaMichael | James | 14.4 | San Francisco 49ers | Claimed Week 15 |
| WR | Victor | Cruz | 169.2 | New York Giants | Drafted R3P5Y2012 |
| WR | Reggie | Wayne | 163 | Indianapolis Colts | Drafted R8P8Y2012 |
| WR | Miles | Austin | 128.3 | Dallas Cowboys | Traded for Week 7 |
| WR | Greg | Jennings | 60.6 | Green Bay Packers | Drafted R2P8Y2012 |
| TE | Jason | Witten | 121.9 | Dallas Cowboys | Drafted R6P8Y2012 |
| TE | Jermaine | Gresham | 100.7 | Cincinati Bengals | Drafted R10P8Y2012 |
| K | Shayne | Graham | 157 | Houston Texans | Claimed Week 9, $20 |
| DL | J.J. | Watt | 119 | Houston Texans | Claimed Week 5, $25 |
| DL | Anthony | Spencer | 84 | Dallas Cowboys | Claimed Week 15, $1 |
| LB | Karlos | Dansby | 105 | Miami Dolphins | Drafted R12P8Y2012 |
Position | First Name | Last Name | Points | NFL Team | Acquired |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew | Stafford | 317.75 | Detroit Lions | Drafted R1P11Y2012 |
| QB | Nick | Foles | 287.05 | Philadelphia Eagles | Added Week 5 2012, No Cost |
| QB | Terrelle | Pryor | 156.9 | Oakland Raiders | Traded for Week 10, 2013 |
| QB | Brian | Hoyer | 46.35 | Cleveland Browns | Claimed Week 5 2013, No cost |
| RB | Jamaal | Charles | 306.1 | Kansas City Chiefs | Drafted Round 3.11 2012 |
| RB | Matt | Forte | 263.3 | Chicago Bears | Traded for Week 10, 2013 |
| RB | Reggie | Bush | 184.2 | Detroit Lions | Drafted Round 5.11 2012 |
| RB | Joique | Bell | 162.7 | Detroit Lions | Traded for Week 8 2013 |
| RB | Maurice | Jones-Drew | 144.1 | Jacksonville Jaguars | Traded for Week 10 2013 |
| WR | Alshon | Jeffery | 192.6 | Chicago Bears | Drafted Round 3.8, 2013 |
| WR | TY | Hilton | 137.9 | Indianapolis Colts | Traded for Week 4 2013 |
| WR | Cordarrelle | Patterson | 116.7 | Minnesota Vikings | Traded for Week 7 2013 |
| WR | Rueben | Randle | 93.1 | New York Giants | Drafted Round 2.8 2013 |
| WR | Aaron | Dobson | 74.9 | New England Patriots | Drafted Round 1.9 2013 |
| WR | Kris | Durham | 59 | Detroit Lions | Claimed Week 7 2013, $8 |
| WR | Aldrick | Robinson | 48.1 | Washington Redskins | Added Week 16 2013, No Cost |
| TE | Jimmy | Graham | 217.5 | New Orleans Saints | Drafted Round 2.2 2012 |
| TE | Tim | Wright | 87.3 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Added Week 7, 2013, No cost |
| K | Stephen | Gostkowski | 184 | New England Patriots | Drafted Round 18.2 2012 |
| DEF | Philadelphia | Eagles | 170 | Philadelphia Eagles | Claimed Week 14, 2013, $0 |
| DEF | Baltimore | Ravens | 167 | Baltimore Ravens | Drafted Round 6.9 2013 |
